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Newly wed couple:
This newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have sex:
wife: before we do this I have something I have to tell u.
husband: we're married now, u can tell me anything.
wife: I’m flat chested.
husband: I don't believe u, prove it.
So she takes off her shirt.
husband: holy shit I never seen a smaller chest, but I have something I have to tell u too.
wife: we're married now u can tell me anything.
husband: I m "weighed like a baby".
wife: I don't believe you, prove it.
So he takes off his pants.
wife: I thought u said u were weighed like a baby?!
husband: i am 6lbs 7ounces!
Raaj.
It took me a second to get that one. Oh, nonononono! That's awful! lmaooooo! roflrofl